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stunningpicture:

Me (located in Iceland) and my friend (located in New Zealand) made the biggest sandwich of all time.
naomster:

sharkchunks:

hellsquidsintl:

There was, of course, an increase in heart attacks and traffic accidents as people panicked trying to escape the ghost deer.

A significant decline in dementors as well.

swiggity swag the nightmare stag
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kushdrinker:

how to give a handjob:

1. grab boner mid-shaft

2. pump until confetti is released

3. party


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adrians:

adrians:

the best thing about having the house to myself is that I can make breakfast in my underwear

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8bitatoms:

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

sevvey6:

morbidamusement:

captain-snark:

bananamerlin:

maderadearquitecto:

Thermochromic table by Jay Watson

imagine banging someone on that table

imagine being home alone and seeing imprints on that table

noooooo stop

Imagine having a friend sit at that table for a long while, but when they get up there’s no imprints at all.

What if you got up after trying to console a crying friend, and found that you had no imprints… and they were crying because they missed you?

aaaah it was a cool table now it’s a horror/drama story

ukitai:

sakura, 2012

sleepingfortomorrow:

trumpetrumpet:

bladekatana:

scaels:

Band snapchats are the best snapchats

thehappywalrus

Hey my band played Godzilla eats Las Vegas! Haha it’s such a weird piece

I’VE PLAYED THIS SONG AND IT IS THE FUCKING BEST AND YES PLEASE I WANT TO PLAY IT AGAIN! But no for real that song is the fucking best, the scream and damn that horn part and the trumpet part and UNF!

relahvant:

drunkonfairyblood:

bringingsherlockbach:

Celebrities taking the underground

What fucking subway is this

imagine just getting on a train and bam your fav celebrity is sitting there listening to miley cyrus and eating a burrito

milklegsinthetardis:

fallenangelcastiel:

batmanandbullwinkle:

found-liquorstore-and-drank-itt:

bowleggo-my-eggo:

hellolovegood:

Supernatural

Just watch it you won’t regret it. I promise. 

VIDEOS LIKE THIS JUST LEAVE ME IN AWE

DAYMN SON

DEAR WORLD, THIS is how you made a fan video. You EDIT TO the music. Well done. These are my favorites too.

RIGHT IN THE FEELS…BUT THIS IS AMAZING

THEY REMEMBERED ADAM

drumriflemello:

a-troopers-house:

Look how him go

most accurate description of guard to a guard member